After several incidents with my 2 year old son I have decided to make a shirt. It will read...
Pray for me...I have a 2 year old boy.
My Landon is just adorable, but he's as curious and michevious as he is cute. This combination can be dangerous! Take for instance a normal thursday...
Landon's doing great wearing undies. No accidents! Our mother's helper comes over and takes the littles to the park for an hour. She constantly asks Landon if he needs to use the potty. Immdiately after she asks (for the 10th time) he poops in his pants. Lindsay brings him into me. We manage to get poop everywhere...ugh. A bath and change of clothes later we're ready to go. Now to after naptime...
We're outside playing until dark in our beautiful weather. When we get back in the 2 year old is hungry so in the time it takes me to shut the door he's pushed a chair to the stove, uncovered the foil on diiner and is grabbing for it. I get him just in time and my neighbor comes to the door. In the time it takes me to answer the door Landon has gotten ahold of my pin cushion and is throwing pins at Q!! I run over to see pins all over the kitchen floor. As I'm cleaning up the pins Landon climbs on the counter and is about to eat an apple which is in his reach ONLY because he had pulled down my produce hanger the day before. The hook even came out of the ceiling!
Fast forward a couple of days. We're at the BK playland. I smell poop. Great...poop has busted out of the sides of his diaper and is on his shorts, shirt, leg and shoes....not to mention all down the big purple slide. We get cleaned up and somehow make it home.
After naptime....
Landon fills up a little pot with dirt and dumps it out on Thea's head while she's sitting in her stroller. I frantically brush the dirt away from her eyes. Thea smiles at Landon....
Pray for me...I have a 2 year old boy.
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